on being a lazy-ass femme
okay seriously u guise it is truth time
i call myself a femme
and i fucking adore tumblr femmes and all the fucking gorgeous hair/makeup/clothes/shoes/vintagey crap
like you folks are fucking fierce as shit and i love you
but for fucks sake people i am so lazy
you’re lucky if i brush my teeth
so i confess that my femme is a grungy femme
in the like literally-not-showered-in-days grungy
rather than the carefully-cultivated-crusty-punk grungy
i’m calling for other lazy-ass grungy femmes to come out of the closet
rejoice in our smudged eye makeup (you know how it’s like not in a good sexy way, but like a oh-my-god-one-eye-has-black-mold-growing-out-of-it way)
and prickly legs and armpits and whatever else we shave when we feel like it
and chipped, dirty fingernails
and greasy hair with fading dyejobs
for those of us who use cheap perfume and deodorant instead of showering or doing laundry
for those of us who eat hot wings that stain our lips and call it makeup
for those of us who live in pajamas and pile our hair into buns instead of picking up a brush or finding clean underwear
for those of us who let our pubes grow free not because we’re being revolutionary vulva warriorzz but because we’re not that fucking flexible okay
for those of us with REAL GODDAMN BEDHEAD
I SAY WE UNITE
DISGUSTING, LAZY-ASS FEMMES 4 LYFE
TOGETHER IN SMELLY, GREASY, PRICKLY GLORY
TONIGHT WE RIDE
…
or not
because hey
we’re fucking lazy
(Source: themisandristwhore, via tough-titty-deactivated20121030)
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